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Parentheses indicate Krieg's inner voice speaking.

Borderlands 2

When joining a game

While Raving Retribution is active

When activating Buzz Axe Rampage

When killing enemies

When Release the Beast is available

When Crippled

When activating "Light the Fuse"

When Pull the Pin is activated

When getting Critical Kills

After killing a badass (or higher) enemy

When getting a Second Wind with "Light The Fuse"

When getting vehicle kills

When Silence the Voices activates (Self Damage)

When reviving an ally

When gaining stacks of Salt the Wound

When revived or being revived

On earning a Second Wind

While idle

Completing a Challenge

Out of Ammo

Comparing Items

Looking at Skill Trees

Spotting Health in Co-Op

Spotting a badass

When set on fire

When hit by friendly fire

When turning into a Badass Psycho Mutant

When using "Redeem the Soul"

When finding rare loot

On gaining a level

When making a high jump in a vehicle

When gaining Elemental Elation stacks

When Numbed Nerves activates

When accumulating Bloodlust stacks

Issuing a duel challenge

Receiving a duel challenge

Losing a duel

Stalemate at a duel

Winning a duel

Colliding with another player's vehicle (Or a Caravan)

Opening a chest

In Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

Dropping the Crit

In Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre

In Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax

Borderlands 3

Konrad's Hold logs

Log - Control
Inner voice: "I thought I could control it, I was getting close. I can't wait to see her again until-"

Outside voice: "NECKSNAP SONGS FOR THE GARBAGE PEOPLE."

Inner voice: "Yes, yes. But only for the garbage people. We do not kill the innocent."

Outside voice: "DIE, LITTLE MAN!"

Inner voice: "I'm not going anywhere. And I will take control... sooner or later."

Outside voice: "I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THE CASTRATION WRINGER."

Inner voice: "Just... work with me here, man. We can do this. You just need to listen to me a little bit more."

Outside voice: "I'LL RIP THE EARS FROM MY OWN SKULL AND EAT THEM RAW."

Inner voice: "I'll take that as a no."

Log - Old Life
Inner voice: "I kind of miss the thrill of the hunt. When we used to hunt down those fugitives and mercs for the highest bidder. Stalking and sneaking and tracking... we were a highly-trained predator."

Outside voice: "YOWLING MADNESS AT THE MIDDAY MOON."

Inner voice: "And now we're this. A ranting, rambling lunatic who can't go five minutes without screaming the word "blood"."

Outside voice: "CAN TOO!"

Inner voice: "Oh, you're actually listening? I thought you were just tuning me out-"

Outside voice: "BLOOD NIGHTMARE!"

Inner voice: "There it is. Well, it looks like I'm stuck with you. For now, at least."

Outside voice: "YOU WILL NOT RIP THE MEAT MAN FROM THE SMALL MAN."

Inner voice: "Apparently not."

Log - Cave
Inner voice: "It took years of work, but I can finally express myself-even if it's only in the silence of this cave."

Outside voice: "QUIET CAN SUCK A RAILROAD SPIKE THROUGH MY SKULL!"

Inner voice: "Lovely imagery. But of course you don't like it. There's no faces to slice open with a buzz axe. But trust me, it's for our own good that we-"

Outside voice: "TOUCHY-TOUCH WITH A WHIP CRACK ON MY OWN BACKSIDE."

Inner voice: "If we ever want to see her again, you're gonna have to learn to let me take over."

Outside voice: "NEVER WITH THE BLOOD SCREAM WILL WE?"

Inner voice: "Well, that's up to you. I guess. Can you keep to yourself?"

Outside voice: "BLAST OFF!"

Inner voice: "Yeah. We'll keep workin' on it."

Log - Stuck
Inner voice: "I don't know how long I have until it happens again. But I need to remember her. I need to remember her face. Maybe, if I can just hold on to that... some day I'll see her again, and I'll tell her-"

Outside voice: "RIPPING JAWBONES OFF THE TORTURE MEAT!"

Inner voice: "No! Damn it. Can't believe I'm still stuck with you after all this time!"

Outside voice: "NGH-NEVER SETTLING UNTIL THE DEAD BLOAT WRITHES INSIDE MY CARCASS."

Inner voice: "[Sigh] Till death do us part, huh? Terrific. Maybe we can work out some kind of shared custody situation with the-"

Outside voice: "SPIN-AXE IS ALWAYS THIRSTY FOR THE MEAT JUICE."

Inner voice: "Great. Well, at least I can finally speak a little bit. Even if it's only in here. Alone. Or at least, as alone as I can get."

Outside voice: "UGH! FRIENDS FOREVER, NOW SHUT UP!"

Log - I've Missed You
Inner voice: "Okay, let's practice. Just say, "I've missed you so much.""

Outside voice: "RGRGHHH. "I'VE... MISSED THE HELMSMAN WITH MY PARADE HARPOON!""

Inner voice: "So close. So close. Let's try it again. "I've missed you so much.""

Outside voice: ""I'VE GOT A SPIN-AXE WITH YOUR BLOOD ON IT!""

Inner voice: "Less... close. Maybe we can try another one. How about, "Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you.""

Outside voice: ""DON'T... DON'T BE A... DON'T BE A WALKING SKINSUIT OR I'LL RIP THE HOSES OFF YOUR CHEST!""

Inner voice: ""Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you""

Outside voice: ""DON'T... BE AFRAID. OR I'LL HURT YOU!""

Inner voice: "I'd call that progress."

Log - Revenge Poop
Inner voice: "I got my revenge on Hyperion... thought maybe I'd come back after that. But I'm still stuck with you. Grgh... am I ever gonna get out of this?"

Outside voice: "I HAVE TO POOP NOW!"

Inner voice: "So do it. Who's stoppin' you? At least I get some time to think while we're busy with that."

Outside voice: "DROPPING ANCHORS IN THE SICK PIT WITH FIERY RAINS."

Inner voice: "Sometimes there's a kind of poetry to your nonsense, isn't there? Even when it's about... that."

Outside voice: "TO COMPLETION!"

Inner voice: "Yes, yes. We're very proud of us."

The Splinterlands

Log - Entwined
Krieg: "UNJUST CALAMITY!"

Maya: "Easy, Krieg, it's okay. You heard what Lilith said. Sanctuary's gone, but we're all still Vault Hunters. Including you."

Krieg: "POOPED OUT BY THE VENGEFUL RICTUS!"

Maya: "You aren't just a psycho anymore. Not to me. Not to any of us."

Krieg: "A KNOTTED GUT? TWO KNIVES ENTWINED!"

Maya: "I can't stay. I have to go to Athenas. I left those people defenseless. And I have to know more about what I am. It feels... important."

Krieg: "TORN APART... from pretty lady."

Maya: "Don't worry, big guy. I'll be back. I promise."

Carnivora

Log - Psycho Lessons
Tina: "Okay, big guy, look. There's a bomb-ass bandit party goin' on over there and they're only lettin' in the CRAZIEST muckabluckas. Tina's gotta go undercover-so I need psycho lessons."

Krieg: "Lick the wombat! Flay until dawn!"

Tina: "Oh shit, are we-is that-are we startin'? Okay, okay, I-I got this, I got... Romance the wombat! Lick the sun!"

Krieg: "Subjugation for the mind-tickle. LICK the wombat! FLAY until DAWN!"

Tina: "Flick the cheddar biscuit! Become Shawn! Eh?"

Krieg: "LICK THE WOMBAT! FLAY UNTIL DAWN!"

Tina: "Lick the wombat! Flay until dawn!"

Krieg: "UNENDING CATASTROPHE!"

Tina: "I did it? Ha-HA, I did it! Lick the wombat! Lick the wombat! LICK THE WOMBAT! Hahahaha! Thanks, Krieg! I haven't had a good teacher since Roland, heh. You wanna come to the party? It's gonna be a rager!"

Krieg: "GNASH THE TEETH! POOP IN THE CHALICE! HA-HA!"

Tina: "Haha, yeah we will! Cover your chalices, Pandora!"