Mister Torgue: LISTEN UP, VAULT HUNTER! A MONSTER HIDING OUT SOMEWHERE IN THE CRATER. IT’S BIG, DEADLY, AND TOTALLY AWESOME, GO KILL IT.

(Vault Hunter finds the monster.)

Mister Torgue:  AW SNAP! THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK! PUNS, MOTHERF*CKER!

(Vault Hunter kills the monster truck.)

Mister Torgue: GOOD JOB BEATING THAT PUNNY PIECE OF SH*T INTO THE DIRT. COME ON BACK, DUCKSUCKA!

(Vault Hunter turns in the mission.)

Mister Torgue:  NICE DOOOOOONE, MOWWW!