borderlands

(Accept mission)

Dying Scientist: We tried to recreate it... too powerful... you have to stop it! Go to Lab 19...

Jack: Oh, yeah, you like that? Got it from Pandora after... it's classified. But yeah. Pretty awesome.


(Pick up ECHO)

Dying Scientist: Rghhh... guh... why did we try to play God? WHY?! Urghhhh...

Nakayama: Wait -- are you looking for Lab 19? Lab 19 holds a horrible secret -- a cloned behemoth of my own creation! I've kept its existence a secret, even from Jack! DON'T unleash it! FOR REALSIES!


(Use console)


(Enter lab)

Tassiter: Vault Hunters, the Hyperion corporation is not responsible for whatever you unleash! Do NOT put our space station at risk!

Jack: Ah, screw those guys. Open up the thingy.


(Use console)

Hyperion: Please input authentication code. Authenticator code can be found elsewhere on the R&D level. Warning. The authentication code changes on a regular timer. Find the code, then quickly punch it in.


(Code changes)

Hyperion: Authentication code has expired. Please enter new authentication code.


(Approach code)

Jack: Just shoot the dials to input the combination.


(Input correct code)

Nakayama: I cloned this monstrosity myself. It is a perfect replica of the creature that terrorized Pandora... THE DESTROYER!

Nakayama: I'm not super good at math.

Jack: Oh, for the love of -- just kill the stupid thing, will you?


(Kill Destroyer)

Jack: You know, that thing woulda actually been pretty damn useful if it hadn't been the size of a friggin' thimble. Whatever, just come back whenever you're ready.

Jack: Hey, you should make that Nakaranga-whatever guy pay you for cleaning up his stupid mess. Oh, I hate that Nakawhatever guy so much.

Nakayama: You didn't die! I'm happy. Super happy. Jack likes you better than me. It's... awesome.


(Turn in)

Nakayama: My bad.