Sir Hammerlock: Pip-pip! Sir Hammerlock here, with a bit of a job for you. I’ve heard tell some… creature is sneaking around Hayter’s Folly, stealing treasure, slicing off faces and the like. Sounds terribly interesting. Hunt  it down, would you?

(Vault Hunter approaches Grendel’s lair.)

Sir Hammerlock: When you do find this creature, please deal with it quickly. The poor fellow who ECHO’d me about the situation, name of Jesse…/ well, the creature wore his face like a jockstrap.

(Vault Hunter kills Grendel.)

Sir Hammerlock: You’ve killed it? Wonderful. Now, if you could return to the bounty board, we can see about stapling Jesse’s face back onto his skull.

(Vault Hunter turns in the mission.)

Sir Hammerlock: Good news! You don’t have to help me staple Jesse’s face back on, because he’s dead! Hemophilia, ho.