borderlands

Shade: Have you met my friend Frank? He is a very gruff man, and an alcoholic. Yes, it is a tragedy — he becomes very irate if he is not given the finest whiskey. Could you please procure some from the merchant caravans nearby?

(Vault Hunter finds whiskey.)

Shade: Oh, thank god you got the whiskey — Frank was beginning to get violent. Please, return the drinks to him.

(Vault Hunter gives Frank whiskey.)

Shade (as Frank): I am a tough man who says tough things in a growly voice. I can…

Recorder: Tape corrupted.

Shade: You have a problem, Frank! You are so drunk you are speaking the gibberish! Please return to me, friend. I fear Frank is beyond help.

(Vault Hunter returns to Shade.)

Shade: Perhaps I should do a… what is the word… intervention.