Grouse: You’re not busy. Lend a hand. Typhon began work on a prototype defensive cannon. We’re going to finish it so you can put the hurt on those Maliwan putzes. To get it firing, we’re going to need some captive Guardian energy. First, take this energy trap.
(Vault Hunter takes the energy trap.)
Sparrow: We’re gonna use Guardian energy to power the cannon! It’s gonna look so cool! We’ll just shoot it into the sky and not hurt anyone!
Gouse: I will shoot my new weapon where I please. Vault Hunter, you’ll use the energy trap to capture the Guardian energy. Now head to the Temple!
(Vault Hunter goes to the Temple.)
Grouse: Placing the energy trap will trigger aggression in any Guardians nearby. Place the trap, then lock and load.
(Vault Hunterplaces the trap.)
Sparrow: Here they come! Be careful!
Crouse: They don’t need to be “careful”, they need to be “badass”.
Sparrow: They can be both!
- FL4K (if present): The hunt is on.
- Amara (if present):
- Moze (if present):
- Zane (if present): Careful was my old middle name. Then it got killed. Good riddance.
(Vault Hunter fills the energy trap with one spirit.)
Grouse: That’s it! You’re doing it! Keep them coming, Vault Hunter! Vault Hunter, your killing skills are delicious to behold. I have no mouth and I must salivate.
Sparrow: I almost feel bad for those Guardians… It’s not their fault they’re like this.
Grouse: Quiet, Sparrow! They’re mindless constructs. End of story.
(Vault Hunter collects the energy trap.)
Grouse: Well done, well done. Now I require parts from Maliwan vehicles. A stabilizer from a cyclone and a shock absorber from an outrunner shall suffice.
(Vault Hunter destroys the cyclone.)
Sparrow: Wow. I don’t know how you do it, Vault Hunter. But I’m glad I’m on your side!
Grouse: Just because YOU’RE a craven simpleton doesn’t mean everyone’s like you.
Sparrow: More like “craven” some tasty marshmallows!
Grouse: I dream of killing you.
(Vault Hunter gets a stabilizer and a shock absorber.)
Grouse: Looks like you’ve gathered all the parts. Return to me, and we will assemble our dark cannon.
- FL4K (if present): Ah, a new weapon of war for the hunt.
- Amara (if present):
- Moze (if present):
- Zane (if present): Always love a new cannon!
(Vault Hunter returns to the research center.)
Grouse: Now place the parts you gathered, and set up the energy trap near the prototype.
(Vault Hunter places weapon parts and the energy trap.)
Grouse: Careful. That energy is volatile.
Sparrow: Oh no! OH NO! It looks like it’s gonna blow! Back up! False alarm!
Grouse: Yes, somehow we survived the bright light. Here you go, Vault Hunter! Our dark cannon beckons.
(Vault Hunter picks up the cannon.)
Grouse: It is beautiful. So dark. And so cannon. Your payment, Vault Hunter.